Not just one Eric, but TWO Erics. Imagine the possibilities. Now stop imagining and listen! Unless you're trying to taste of course. Because that's a thing. This episode is heavy on beer and booze talk so we may have broken the record for longest Good For The Gut segment. Trust me though: it's worth it. During the course of this episode you may catch a red beard infection or you may pop a relaxation boner. Two things that will impress two Erics - or at least not scare them off, because we're looking at a possible AWTOTG Gunpowder Edition in the future! ...The end or To Be Continued??
Holy crap Wisconsin has some cold, wet holes. And we entered one! This episode is a real learning experience. Learn about your body's cleavage. Learn things about Hayley that are TMI. Learn about how your greasy ass nose can save your beer. But most importantly learn to love yourself. Just kidding. Learn to love octopi. But fuck turkeys. If this doesn't entice you, just know that if you stick around 'til the end you will hear the best joke. Or at least it'll be good enough to impress your friends.
Stop everything you're doing and listen to this episode! And do it like it's your... HOBBY. Get it? Because that's the topic tonight! If you've been listening for the last couple of years, you might remember our friends "picture-y" Chris and "cheesy" Ryan. Well they're back to talk disc golf, gambling priests, poopervisors, and nacho bowling. During the course of this episode you will find yourself feeling sexy, hungry, awkward, and of course sexy again. You might even find yourself inspired by the end.
So this podcast is a whopping 2 weeks late! Sorry... we were dealing with the fallout of the Great Basement Flood of 2017 in the interim. Don't you worry though. This one features returning friend Bill as well as new friends Jon and Matt. We talk Cloverfield, Myspace, mosquitos, and other riveting topics. You might say you'll get your $8.99's worth listening to this episode. Just don't sit around any exposed film. We wouldn't want burning up or anything... Although this episode is already smoking hot! Sorry about that. But don't you want to know why Bill says, "Poor little doggie. Doesn't have her flower?"
It's [after, but recorded before] the 4th of July!! And you know what that means. When you're here, you're family! I ain't talkin' 'bout no Olive Garden. I'm talkin' 'bout a cousin roundtable. Cousins who come from the mean streets of... San Diego, Portland, and Cherry Valley. You, my friend, do not have to subject yourself to your fears tonight. Disregard your night frights and hatred of cults. You're going to step out onto the mezzanine, give yourself a milk bath, and listen to this podcast. If you ask me, it can be enjoyed like a European 6-course meal or like a lonely Paris dinner. Either way you win.
"I love Orgy... the band." - Literally the (almost) opening words to the episode. Why would you not listen? So this episode turned into a reminiscing of X-Files for a while, but with our friends Jon and Bill, it's wayyy awesome. We get down and dirty with the memories without even turning our rotary dials or flipping through an Encyclopedia Brittanica. But, you know, just come and learn the how's: how to eat grapefruit, how to refer to carbonated beverages, and how to spell words that you'll never use. Special TRL mention toward the end. Our treat to you.
Special guest alert!! Bet you can't guess his name by this title. Yeah, okay. It's Liam. We sit on the precipice of the black hole that is Rockford, get into our vessel, and time travel back to ye good old days. And by the way, one of us is wearing pizza. Obviously, this makes one of us the winner of the podcast. But I digress... Liam - from Hotshitshotglassworks - brings us into the world of glassworking, and it is legitimately fascinating to hear about and look at (and use if you're so inclined). So if you don't want us to personally come to your house and flick tiny paper bullets at you, you'll listen. Besides, Hayley finishes her beer before Dave so you'll hear that miracle take place.
...Featuring Eric & Rachel Johnson! What what! So imagine you're floating in a sea of Benedict Cumberbatches. You ponder what moniker to replace your name with but stop to have a Lawnmower Saison on the way. All of a sudden Ke$ha is out the gate presuming to goad you into some midnight Uncle Nick's. You stop into the bathroom to expel your limejuice pee and wake up to find that you're actually in a gum tree. And you're Britney. Bitch. ...And that's the episode!
There are precious few miracles in this world. Tonight we ignore those miracles and talk about, well... just look at this episode's title. So about poop - can anybody help us figure out what the deal is with the guy's power hour vs. the girl's 3-sentence poop? I suppose as always women poop on Venus, men poop on Mars. And lookie here: we've got Double-O Davelicious, Six-cereal-bowl Hayley, and Halloween-moving Staci to speak on the matter. Come poop with us. And while you're at it, we might want your children for a future episode. Give us your children for the sake of garbage.