The dark whispers that call you in the night. The creaking of the floors when there's nobody home. What spurs your suspicions this evening? Why, your favorite pleasantly programmed podcast panel of course - headed up by NPR's very own Diane Rehm sleeping in her pajamas. This is actually the first part of a two-part episode on conspiracies. Hey wait! Didn't these bums cover conspiracies in another episode? ...Shhh, we'll never tell. It's okay. We also cover fish fetishes, Beyonce, and Han Solo's wife, Ally McBeal. And we're joined by our most excellent friends Ted, Staci, and Raven! YAY!
Another no-theme episode tonight! We hop on the ol' macrophones to discuss leg day, home brew, and dadbods. And cats. I mean why wouldn't we discuss cats? There's not much more I can say but stop hiding in your trapeze shirt and listen! By the way... anybody out there in the market for a small bottle of baiju? We can feed it to you through a Shewee in a pool of 600 frogs. Trust us. We know people...
If ever there were a time to commiserate your anger towards Nicholas Sparks, tonight would be it. And as much as you promise that you won't cry at cartoons and hip-hop dancing, we know better. Eating chips during a cancer dance? Pish posh. You still have a passion that strikes a chord deep inside. And like those shows that make you go "Thank God this show is done," we will make you say "Thank God this podcast is done!" No, no. Just kidding. Please stay. Please... Please? I mean we still talk about cat buttholes.
The adventure continues!! At least that's what the Shewee would have us believe. And we are weeing with excitement to talk about adventures tonight. Be it poison ivy on your coot-coot or making cake-ginas, we've got adventures up the wazoo. Wow, how did we get so naughty anyway? Could it be all those pies made of hands that we've been eating? Could it be the strain of our (or at least one of our) tiny bebe-heads? Well jump in your Trummer, put your bald, naked, tortured Barbie in your pocket, and let us invade your face! It'll be an adventure!!
Take off them Jesus jewels and listen here! We've got so much adulting going on in this room it'll make you hallucinate and walk into strangers' vans. Be it shaping little MacGyvers, drinking the best (worst) of Milwaukee's beers, or being a savvy super-coupon collector when you visit Michael's, we've got all the bases covered. Bummed about your favorite childhood movies turning sour in your old age? Unwilling to take showers consistently? Come commiserate with us! Because we all know that adulting just durn well happens and there's nothin' to stop it. Happy adulting!!
Damn it, we can't even get the garbage out on time! Oh well. At least we got some juicy convo out of it. This week: Pumpkin' nuthin's, freezing Halloween bitches, and Baby B-Boy Wheat. And if there's one thing you can take away from this episode, it's that aliens can suck a dick. If there's another thing, it's that you gotta eat dat Payday on yo' payday. Get some! GET SOME!!!
What could be more exciting than sleep? Nothing! Well, ok. Maybe we really prove ourselves to be a couple o' married chumps here, but hey - as the Beatles famously said, "Fuck you! We gonna sleep!" I mean we really let our cork slip out on this one. We really let the bodies hit the bodies. We really look blue collar with our Jose Blose margaritas. And most importantly: to all you ladies out there, do you pee in the middle of the night? And even more most importantly, do ladies of the night pee in the middle of knights?