The adventure continues!! At least that's what the Shewee would have us believe. And we are weeing with excitement to talk about adventures tonight. Be it poison ivy on your coot-coot or making cake-ginas, we've got adventures up the wazoo. Wow, how did we get so naughty anyway? Could it be all those pies made of hands that we've been eating? Could it be the strain of our (or at least one of our) tiny bebe-heads? Well jump in your Trummer, put your bald, naked, tortured Barbie in your pocket, and let us invade your face! It'll be an adventure!!
Take off them Jesus jewels and listen here! We've got so much adulting going on in this room it'll make you hallucinate and walk into strangers' vans. Be it shaping little MacGyvers, drinking the best (worst) of Milwaukee's beers, or being a savvy super-coupon collector when you visit Michael's, we've got all the bases covered. Bummed about your favorite childhood movies turning sour in your old age? Unwilling to take showers consistently? Come commiserate with us! Because we all know that adulting just durn well happens and there's nothin' to stop it. Happy adulting!!
Damn it, we can't even get the garbage out on time! Oh well. At least we got some juicy convo out of it. This week: Pumpkin' nuthin's, freezing Halloween bitches, and Baby B-Boy Wheat. And if there's one thing you can take away from this episode, it's that aliens can suck a dick. If there's another thing, it's that you gotta eat dat Payday on yo' payday. Get some! GET SOME!!!
What could be more exciting than sleep? Nothing! Well, ok. Maybe we really prove ourselves to be a couple o' married chumps here, but hey - as the Beatles famously said, "Fuck you! We gonna sleep!" I mean we really let our cork slip out on this one. We really let the bodies hit the bodies. We really look blue collar with our Jose Blose margaritas. And most importantly: to all you ladies out there, do you pee in the middle of the night? And even more most importantly, do ladies of the night pee in the middle of knights?
Holy cannoli! We took an unannounced break and now we're back discussing all things OCD. Obsessed with Cuddling with David, that is! Mmmboyy... OCD is as comfy as eating a pistaschio muffin and watching a Sam Rockwell movie filled with opera songs. Not really. David's not that cuddly. No worries though. You won't need to cuddle to this episode. You'll be too busy learning about homebrew, sweatshirts in the dark, and unused Twitter accounts. OBSESSED! (gad-oosh).
You like cousins?? We've got cousins!! Well, one cousin. And you better get ready to get Richard-rolled or mind the gap and jump on this plane to fun-town! Here you'll find Dingle berries, refrigerated bananas, weird Turkish dates with parents, and sad unanswered emails. Enjoy yourself and the company of cousin Hannah, and remember this time when Rockford can offer refuge from the turmoil of Milwaukee. Au revoir!
Tonight: P vs. P while taking PCP and making an SOP for a P2P with PVC! Well maybe just the first part of that sentence pertains to this episode. But here we are - an extroverted introvert who can't hide her rage and a boring video gamer who loves all politicians - talking about consumerism, PDA, and the workings of government. We are also starting an unintended series of Pipeworks beers for G4TG. YUM! Don't worry, we get plenty off-topic. So take them glasses out da wedding, fuck dem midgets, and get your weird boob-lookin' ICP tat removed... Just don't tell nobody.
Have you ever looked in your bowl of alphabet soup and seen secret messages? Were they pretty much just telling you to eat more carbs and watch cartoons? Yeah, us too. But we're talking big conspiracies here, bub. Lee Patton Oswalt, Old Elvis, McCartney Double, and obviously Beyonce's Brazilian kidnapping of Sia. By the way, did you know that everybody looks like Jonbenet Ramsey? Pull up your chicken and rice and shut your bass clef. It's conspiracy time!