It's been too long, eh? How long, you ask? Well long enough for Hollywood to spit out a great documentary entitled "Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom". We chirpchort like a gaggle of Camptosauruses in a Late Cretaceous therapod nest about it with our good friends Ben and Suzy. If you still need convincing as to why this episode is a gem, just know that we made notes on a board and even read them. Dad line for the day: don't miss this episode before it goes extinct!
Girl talk episode. No guests, just a couple of gabbie gals chattin' it up at a desk. Two mics. A couple... well you know the drill. Apparently this episode was brought to you by Slim Jims, Birch Box, and Glade? I'm sure they would be happy to know their products are being put to good use. Especially Glade. Shout out to siblings and awkward situations tonight. We'll be thinking about all your unmade sick faces until next time.
So this was a random podcast we recorded a couple weeks ago with some of our besties. And if there's one thing you will learn here, the more you know about Hayley the more you know about Marsha. But you'll also learn about Dan. He played in with in the dirt with rocks and sticks as a kid. Actually you'll learn other things too like: Donatello does machines, Joss Whedon always understands, and you should always snot rocket into your beer. Use this knowledge wisely. You'll be an Einstein in the time it takes Hayley to pee.
You didn't think we could do it, but we did it. Today is Mail Day at AWTOTG - three guests, one mail carrier. Not to mention a brown. Just plain disgusting if ya ask me. We hardly even broke topic! In our world that's sort of its own sin, but the mail is weirdly interesting. Oh yeah, I didn't give you the impression that we received or answered listener mail, did I? Just get your slots ready for some sweet ear messages. This episode is worth a K-loader-full of overnighted parcels.
Ok, so I know we always say that we ignore our weekly topics, but man! We seriously ignored the hell out of our topic this week. I will say we did enjoy the company of... each other. And what to say about St. Patrick's Day weekend? Well nothing apparently, because we didn't talk about that either! We do hit all the feels though: Galaxy feelings, feelings against Reeseez Pieceez and his feces, and feeling the levels of Nick Jonas' love. This episode plays like a Woody Allen movie. A weirdly assembled cast who all act like Woody Allen directed by a paedo. You know, but only one of those things.
Turn us up. Turn us out. But don't turn us on. Or don't turn us off. Because we are turned on. Or... Yeah. This week features sexbots, mistaking men for ladies, a comparison of the hottest instruments (helpful tip: no flutes allowed), and probably way too much butt talk. As you listen try to control yourself, because we may be too hot to handle. Or for you classical flute players: too hot to Handel. Yeah I'm done.
Cats are great and cats are fine. Cats are my favorite valentine. You may think that they are furry, but you'd better pet them in a hurry. If you don't, they will meow. Check out this sweet episode now. P.S. This is a late Valentine's Day episode. It's about cats. And you might learn to punch a bitch.
It's a new year and we have a new laziness about putting up our podcasts. Just kidding. We've always been lazy about putting up our 'sodes. Well, this is a new year, new season, and... new guest! Kevin is our favorite barista at Larry's Parkit, and he delivers the goods. We talk about farts and stuff. But hey: speaking of a new (old) lazy for the new year, I'm just gonna call this episode description done-zo! Happy late new year and here's to a new season of garbage and ignoring topics!
Hey, we actually decided to talk about garbage on our podcast entitled "After We Take Out the Garbage"!! What happens now? Do we implode? Do we turn into human piles of trash? Do we devolve into a blathering group of siren impersonators? You'll never know unless you listen. But can we all agree on a few things here? Cat pee trumps rat pee, leaves are stupid, and turkeys are jerks. There, I said it. We all thought it. That's what we're here for.
Hello. It's been a minute, but we're back and ready to rumble. We're going zero to crunk in less than 60 minutes. We're making dreams come true like a first boob touch. You get the idea. "What is so special that you had to wake me from my podcast apathy?" you ask. Well our good friends Steve and Kristyn obviously! Steve is the founder and active expert of Chicago Retro Gamer (www.ChicagoRetroGamer.com), and Kristyn is a karaoke superstar who is basically besties with Dave Grohl. Just listen. This one goes down like a good whiskey soul burn.